Overheard

I think it's time for some more Overheard at Heartwood....

This happened a while ago, but nonetheless.
Student: I'm gettin married after I graduate.
Me: Oh yeah? To who?
Student: Oh, I don't know. [Looks around the gym, then points to another classmate] Maybe her!

Same student, but this happened today....
Student: [Points to me] Hey! Do you gots all your veins in there?

Some other funny things were said, I just can't remember them. I want to just write it all down immediately, but that probably wouldn't look good.