Overheard

I think it's time for some more Overheard at Heartwood....

This happened a while ago, but nonetheless.
Student: I'm gettin married after I graduate.
Me: Oh yeah? To who?
Student: Oh, I don't know. [Looks around the gym, then points to another classmate] Maybe her!

Same student, but this happened today....
Student: [Points to me] Hey! Do you gots all your veins in there?

Some other funny things were said, I just can't remember them. I want to just write it all down immediately, but that probably wouldn't look good.

Overheard at Heartwood.

Me: You like to make people laugh, don't you?
Student: Yeah. [Points to other student] 1...2...3...LAUGH! HAHAHAHA.
[Points to me] 1...2...3...LAUGH! AHAHAHAHA!

And I couldn't help but laugh :-)
The second time he did it, I kept a straight face, then started laughing and he said

"That's funny right 'dere. You're funny."

Overheard at Woody's

Dude to friend: To be honest, man, last night you had way too many falafels.

Overheard at Heartwood.

Kevin*: (high pitched scream)
Chris*: Dats Kevin right 'dere.

*names were changed

That's the best I got cause I went home at 12:30pm due to feeling ill.

Recently, I've been stating that I don't want to go to France anymore, I've given up on the dream. I've been wanting to go since middle school and the opportunity either fell through or I decided to go on a missions trip instead.
It's still partially true. But, it's more like I'm...cautious. Guarding my heart just like any other situation.

Sean got me a book about France and wrote on the inside cover:
"If you don't want to keep your hopes up anymore, that's alright.
I'll keep mine up instead."
And I broke down and admitted "I still really do want to go."
He said "I know. Seriously. Let's save up."

I haven't given up on the dream yet.

Overheard at High School.

I've decided that every day I sub I'm going to post quotes from students (or teachers if applicable) that I hear.
I work with disabled kids, so I hear tons of hilarious things every day I work. They are so precious!
I'm always telling people "So, today a student..." So I figured why not just blog it instead.
It will be my own version of Overheard in New York.

Teacher to Student 1: You're not behaving very well for our guests today.
Student 2: I'm usually the one acting up, but as you can see, I have improved.