Overheard

I think it's time for some more Overheard at Heartwood....

This happened a while ago, but nonetheless.
Student: I'm gettin married after I graduate.
Me: Oh yeah? To who?
Student: Oh, I don't know. [Looks around the gym, then points to another classmate] Maybe her!

Same student, but this happened today....
Student: [Points to me] Hey! Do you gots all your veins in there?

Some other funny things were said, I just can't remember them. I want to just write it all down immediately, but that probably wouldn't look good.

Overheard at High School.

I've decided that every day I sub I'm going to post quotes from students (or teachers if applicable) that I hear.
I work with disabled kids, so I hear tons of hilarious things every day I work. They are so precious!
I'm always telling people "So, today a student..." So I figured why not just blog it instead.
It will be my own version of Overheard in New York.

Teacher to Student 1: You're not behaving very well for our guests today.
Student 2: I'm usually the one acting up, but as you can see, I have improved.